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SOFREP Sunday Cartoon: Zohran the (not so) Magnificent

Free always sends a bill

The sales pitch is sweet. Freeze rents. Make buses free. Open city-owned grocery stores and promise universal child care. The platform sounds like a clearance rack marked down to zero, but there is no such thing as free in New York.

Fare-free buses alone would require hundreds of millions a year in new money. The city’s own Independent Budget Office pegs a no-fare bus system at roughly 652 million dollars annually, depending on scope. Someone pays that tab. The MTA’s operating budget still leans on fares, tolls, and dedicated taxes.

Reduce fares, and the gap gets backfilled with higher taxes, new fees, or service cuts. That is how math works in this town. The state comptroller warns that the transit system’s finances are fragile and the city budget faces ongoing risks even after a brief stabilization.

Free is a slogan. Taxes and borrowing are the implementation.

Picture the morning after

Start with a rent freeze and call it mercy. Then watch the housing supply go as tight as Manhattan parking on a snowy day, as owners delay repairs and new construction slows in a city already short on apartments. Add in that no-fare bus promise that needs fresh revenue every year. Layer in municipal grocery stores that require start-up cash, staff, and procurement. 

This communism thing has been tried before. It failed. Even the hardcore Soviets gave up on it and moved on.

None of these Mamdani-isms happens in a vacuum. New York’s housing crunch is real. Half of renter households are rent burdened, and prices keep pushing upward. When the city takes on permanent costs without permanent funding, services buckle. The police do not get faster, trash does not pick itself up, and the buses do not run on time when the budget is bent. This is an affordability crisis that demands hard choices, not magic.

Why the crowds cheer

I get it. People are hurting. Rents hit record highs. Vacancy rates scrape the floor. Voters hear a candidate say life can be cheaper tomorrow, and they want to believe it.

That is the spark behind the rallies and the breathless profiles. But charisma cannot balance a ledger, and it cannot rescue a city that spends more than it brings in. Popularity rides on pain. Governing collides with line items.

New York needs dollars, timetables, and tradeoffs that survive an audit.

If the plan to give away everything does not show who pays, then the plan is not leadership. It is a story told over a bullhorn while the meter keeps running…and running…and running. 

 

 

 

 

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