Whenever Andy Cohen gets together with his ex, John Hill, a raunchy good time is the most likely outcome. Not shockingly, they just reunited on Watch What Happens Live. And while here, John rattled off his top five Holiday wishes that he would love to gift to Andy, if only life allowed.
Fair warning, these wishes are all X-rated. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.
Heated Rivalry got a shoutout from John Hill
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These two funny men dated for roughly three years in the early 2000s. To date, their friendship remains intact, with mutual appearances often happening on both WWHL and Andy’s other home away from home, SiriusXM. But most recently, John was Andy’s guest on WWHL, and as Andy asked, let’s hear those holiday wishes, John. Because “What could go wrong?” Andy semi-nervously joked.
Starting with number five, John said, “For a jolly giant fat old man to get stuck up his dirty chimney.” Moving on to his next answer, John wishes for “raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt.” He had Andy’s attention on this one, as the host chimed in, wondering if it was “appropriate” to “equate dreidels with a bukkake.” But as John answered, “I don’t know what kind of Hanukkah you’re having.”
As for his third holiday wish for his ex, John hopes “For visions of sugar plums to dance in his head as he gets Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry.“ Again, Andy liked this wish. “That I can stand behind. Yes, absolutely,” he agreed.
Then, John got cheeky, noting that his second wish for Andy involved the courts. He hopes his ex gets “visited by the ghosts of Housewives past, present, and presently suing him.” Oop. Thankfully, Andy took this one in stride. What else could he do?
And finally, “My number one holiday wish for Andy is to airdrop his most festive hole pic to all of Times Square right as the ball drops,” John joked. Godspeed to his co-host on New Year’s Eve, Anderson Cooper.
Watch What Happens Live airs Sunday through Thursday nights on Bravo.
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