Warning: Spoilers and NSFW content ahead!
President Donald Trump found a cruel reason to party it up in the White House during the “South Park” season finale on Wednesday.
Trump, who impregnated Satan and maintained an abusive relationship with him since last season, has attempted to abort the Antichrist in a number of ways, including recruiting the help of Vice President (and newfound lover) JD Vance.
On Wednesday’s episode, Trump and Vance visit South Park as part of a plot to get rid of the fetus. But the two hit a roadblock when Satan surprises them with knowledge of their affair.
“I stayed with you while you two were fucking behind my back?!? Did Donald tell you he has genital warts?” the Devil asked.
Later in the episode, Satan heads to the hospital to deliver the Antichrist. However, when Trump and his MAGA crew arrive, a doctor reveals the shocking twist: the fetus took its own life in the womb by hanging itself with bedsheets when no one was watching.
The doctor showed an ultrasound video — with “a couple minutes” missing — and determined it was “definitely a suicide.”
“You got to be kidding me! The baby hung itself?” Trump asked, before flashing a smile.
“Boss, boss, it’s a miracle!” Vance exclaimed.
(The parody show’s plot twist was inspired by the death of Trump’s real-life friend, convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, whose death, as well as CCTV footage from outside his prison cell, has fueled a wave of conspiracy theories.)
While Fox News anchors and the MAGA world offered “thoughts and prayers” to Trump, he danced the night away. During the “funeral” at the White House, Satan packed the Antichrist’s belongings and left.
“Happy Holidays! The baby’s dead!” Trump told guests at the White House.
“Are you OK, sir?” Apple CEO Tim Cook asked.
“Yeah, it’s really hard. Here, have a cigar!” Trump said before handing Cook a cigar that was altered from the baby’s gender reveal party to read “It’s A Dead!”
