Radio Andy’s John Hill reveals his NSFW holiday wishes for Andy Cohen: “Get Eiffel Towered by the cast of ‘Heated Rivalry'”
Andy Cohen invited his trusty Radio Andy co-host, John Hill, to stop by the Bravo Clubhouse — and things unsurprisingly turn an NSFW turn.
Like years past, Cohen closed out Monday night’s (Dec. 15) episode of Watch What Happens Live by having Hill count down his top five holiday wishes for the Bravo icon. “What could go wrong?” Cohen nervously asked.
Hill began, “No. 5. For a jolly giant fat old man to get stuck up his dirty chimney.”
“No. 4, raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt,” he continued, prompting Cohen to wonder if it was “appropriate” to “equate dreidels with a bukkake.” But Hill told him, “I don’t know what kind of Hanukkah you’re having.”
The best, however, might’ve been No. 3, when Hill said, “For visions of sugar plums to dance in his head as he gets Eiffel Towered by the cast of Heated Rivalry.“
Cohen seemed to be a fan of the HBO Max series, which follows the spicy romance between two Major League Hockey rivals. “That I can stand behind. Yes, absolutely,” he excitedly responded.
For No. 2, Hill hoped that his radio co-host would be “visited by the ghosts of Housewives past, present, and presently suing him.” Look out, Leah McSweeney!
And finally … drumroll please….
“My No. 1 holiday wish for Andy is to airdrop his most festive hole pic to all of Times Square right as the ball drops,” Hill said. Is there enough tequila in the world? Probably. But we’re sure Anderson Cooper will keep him in check.
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This yearly segment typically turns raunchy at one point or another. Back in January, when Cohen had Hill count down the top five things he should do in 2025, he said he’d like to see his friend “get tits” and “learn how to read.” The best one, however, was when he urged Cohen to “release [their] sex tape from 2003.”
“I think there is one but the format — it’s on some janky format,” Cohen said. “No, I’m glad. We probably can’t even transfer it.”
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