‘He’s a big fat slob’: Trump injects own brand of humour into beloved tradition

“The people of Chicago want us to go there,” Trump said. “[Crime] is out of control, the mayor is incompetent, and the governor is a big fat slob.”
There were tepid murmurs of laughter in the Rose Garden crowd. Trump, however, wasn’t done with Pritzker.
Trump with first lady Melania Trump. The US president deployed his own brand of humour as he pardoned Gobble – a 23.5kg bird from North Carolina.Credit: AP
“I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke. I was going to talk about Pritzker and size. But when I talk about Pritzker, I get angry because he’s not letting us do the job. So, I’m not going to tell my Pritzker joke,” he said.
“Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight. But I would never want to talk about his weight. I don’t talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he’s a fat slob. I don’t mention it.
“You are hereby unconditionally pardoned,” Trump said, as Gobble reacted by, well, gobbling.Credit: Bloomberg
“I’d like to lose a few pounds too, by the way. And I’m not going to lose it on Thanksgiving, I can tell you that.”
Trump joked that the turkeys should be called Chuck and Nancy – a reference to Democrats Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi – or sent to the notorious mega prison in El Salvador where the administration deported about 250 Venezuelans earlier this year.
Under pressure to talk more about the cost of living concerns affecting average Americans, the president also rattled off a list of goods he said would cost less this Thanksgiving: turkey, potatoes, ham, eggs and gasoline.
The modern tradition of the president pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey goes back to 1989 under George HW Bush.Credit: Bloomberg
In fact, according to the Department of Agriculture, the wholesale price of turkey meat is up from last year. But many supermarkets are offering deep discounts on turkeys, a reliable loss-leader, to get customers in the store.
The modern tradition of the president pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey began in 1989 under George HW Bush, though John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan also spared the birds rather than sending them to the dinner table.
The custom of presenting an official turkey to the occupant of the White House dates back much further. Since 1947, when Harry Truman was in office, the bird has been gifted by the National Turkey Federation.
And Civil War-era president Abraham Lincoln is credited with the first presidential turkey pardon – but it was at Christmas, and the spared bird was his son’s pet.
Trump joked that the turkeys could be sent to a notorious mega prison in El Salvador where his administration deported Venezuelans.Credit: Bloomberg




